The Kingdom of Regnum Septentrionis is a large, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, hatred of cheese, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical population of 82 million Regnum Septentrionisians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Regnum Septentrionisian economy, worth 2.64 trillion perras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 32,192 perras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, government expenses are beyond compare, people who question what bunker construction has to do with economic reform tend to disappear, and kids are gathering at the local soda shop to celebrate staying out past sundown. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Regnum Septentrionis's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Regnum Septentrionis is ranked 81,787^th in the world and 95^th in Kantrias for Safest, scoring 89.46 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.